It used to be 100, but the last one was more like an order to tag people, so I shoved the last question in the creators ass with a battering ram.
Anyways, as I'm a sucker for stupid bullshit when I'm bored (I'm at work), I decided to take this quiz thing a shot. It's nothing special. Said it would take some time, so I figured I might as well do it.


01. Real name → Look around.

02. Nickname(s)→ S-P, Asshole, Fatass, Douchebag.

03. Zodiac sign → Who cares? Just ask my fucking birthday.

04. Male or female → Always something to figure out by yourself. Come see me. Unless you're male, if so you can shove the information up your ass.

05. Elementary → Yes. Who cares?

06. Middle School → Yes. Seriously, what am I supposed to say here?

07. High School → No.

08. Hair color → Why is this important?

09. Long or short → I guess I'm average in length.

10. Loud or Quiet → Go figure it out yourself.

11. Sweats or Jeans → If you really want to know, jeans, unless I really feel like farting all day.

12. Phone or Camera → How are they related? Because phones have cameras now? Shove it.

13. Health freak → I don't care.

14. Drink or Smoke? → Drink from time to time. Expect a change in that when I am in legal drinking age. I'll get shit-faced.

15. Do you have a crush on someone? → Depends.

16. Eat or Drink → Yeah, I do eat and drink. I have a question. Do you breathe? Dipshit.

17. Piercings → No.

18. Tattoos → Not yet.


HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane → Yes.

20. Been in a relationship → Not your business, but if you've seen me, you know the answer is a "No." forever.

21. Been in a car accident → Yes.

22. Been in a fist fight → Yes. This quiz is stupid.

FIRSTS:

23. First piercing → Are you fucking kidding me? The creator couldn't come up with anything else on this? "Oh uhhhhhh 100 question quiz uhhhhh question 23 uhhhhhhhh... OH I'll disregard any negative responses on the former piercing question because... you know, who doesn't have piercings? Old people thats who lol!"

24. First best friend → Everyone is my enemy. Go fuck yourself.

25. First award → What.

26. First crush → My hand.

28. First big vacation → Stupid.

29. Last person you talked to → I don't care.

30. Last person you IMed → Who cares?

31. Last person you watched a movie with → I don't.

32. Last food you ate → Bacon and eggs.

33. Last movie you watched → I think "the Dark Knight" but I'm not sure.

34. Last song you listened to → "Kicking Your Ass" by My Foot.

35. Last thing you bought → A kebab roll, about a week ago.

36. Last person you hugged → Can't remember. Guess goes to my mom. Or yours, I'm not sure


FAVES:

37. Food → You're still reading this?

38. Drinks → Seriously?

39. Clothing → Get a life.

40. Books → Tuntematon Sotilas by Väinö Linna. Don't know it? Too bad.

41. Musics → "Musics"? I believe the person who wrote this quiz embraces stupidity like it was water from Shangri La.

42. Flower → Stupid.

43. Colors → Who cares?

44. Movies → Get out.

45. Positions → Hah. Funny. Next.

46. Subjects → In general? Not giving a shit sounds good.


IN 2009 I....

47. [What?] kissed in the snow

48. [No one does this here.] celebrated Halloween

49. ["I had your..."] had your heart broken

50. [Same deal. Stupid.] went over the minutes on your cell phone

51. ["I someone questioned..."] someone questioned your sexual orientation

52. [Who wrote this?] came out of the closet

53. [Seriously.] gotten pregnant

54. [I want to know.] had an abortion

55. [So I can tell how stupid he/she is.] done something you've regretted

56. [Tell me.] broke a promise

57. [Who did this shit?] hid a secret

58. [These are all obvious questions!] pretended to be happy

59. [ ] met someone who changed your life

60. [ ] pretended to be sick

61. [What is "the country?"] left the country

62. [Someone kill me.] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it

63. [Why am I doing this?] cried over the silliest thing

64. [This is the stupidest thing I've seen.] ran a mile

65. [No, dipshit.] went to the beach with your best friend(s)

66. ["Lets once more disregard any negative answers on the relationship question!"] stayed single a whole year


CURRENTLY:

67. Eating → I wish your face.

68. Drinking → Vodka could make the day go a little faster.

69. I'm about to do → "Currently I'm about to do?" Hang yourself.

70. Listening to → The radio.

71. Plans for today → Lobotomize myself so I can forget about this quiz.

72. Waiting for → The quiz to end. This is stupid.


YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids? → I hate kids.

74. Want to get married? → None of your business. But it depends.

75. Careers in mind → Some. Get lost.

76. Lips or eyes → Whoever wrote this ranks up to the top of my list of morons.

78. Romantic or spontaneous → What?

79. Nice stomach or nice arms → Who cares!?

80. Sensitive or loud → I'm the most sensitive person in the world. Fuck off.

81. Hook-up or relationship → Either will do.

82. Trouble-maker or hesitant → That's a nice one. Let me think... NEITHER, YOU STUPID CUNT.


HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts → What does this have to do with anything?

84. Ran away from home → This quiz is a monument to morons all over the world.

86. Killed somebody → I wish I could kill all the morons. Or at least launch them to the sun or something.

87. Broken someone's heart → I don't know, and I don't care. Do you?

88. Been arrested → Not yet.

89. Cried when someone died → My dad died lol


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself → Shove it.

91. Miracles → No. Only weird coincidences.

92. Love at first sight → No.

93. Heaven → HAHA, stupid!

94. Santa Claus → He's the man.

95. Sex on the first date → Sure.

96. Kiss on the first date → Preferably the former.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Anyone else than whoever made this quiz.

98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → No. Tough shit.

99. Do you believe in God → Nice last question, moron.


This is a terrible waste of time. Instead of taking this bullshit quiz, I could have done something less painful and more entertaining. Like work, scooping shit from the street, or slamming some doors on my balls.
Fuck every quiz in the world. Worthless shit no one cares about. As such, I'll throw in a 50 question quiz written by me. Throw it around, maybe someone thinks it matters. Let me know if anyone does.


50 Questions no one cares about- quiz!
(Answer truthfully or shit will rain on your neck from the sky and Satan rapes you at night)


01. Real name and age?
-

02. Country, State/Province, City, Street, House number?
-

03. Social Security number, Credit Card number, Bank account pin code?
-

04. Male, female or other?
-

05. Sexual orientation, sex life down to detail?
-


Are you...

[] an asshole?
[] a dipshit?
[] a dumbass?
[] a faggot?
[] a fatass?
[] a goth?
[] an emo?
[] a Twilight fan?
[] a bitch?
[] an artist?

Are you going to get...

[] a tattoo or piercing?
[] married?
[] raped?
[] a life?
[] the fuck out of here?


Do you have...

[] a boyfriend?
[] a girlfriend?
[] multiple boy-/girlfriends?
[] herpes?
[] cancer?


Do you care about...

[] animals?
[] humans?
[] looks and fashion?
[] the environment?
[] shit?
[] starving children?
[] equality?
[] religion?
[] world peace?
[] getting rid of all nuclear weapons?


What is/are your favourite...

36. food(s)?
-

37. color(s)?
-

38. movie(s)?
-

39. music?
-

40. electronic item(s)?
-


Have you ever...

[] cheated in a relationship?
[] cheated in board games?
[] broken any bones, excluding your own?
[] dated someone just for their looks/money/belongings or for revenge?
[] thought about how awesome this quiz' creator is?
[] done anything that matters?
[] criticized someone for their actions, even though you are as much of an asshat?
[] stolen from a beggar?
[] answered a quiz?

If you answered any single question, you are worthless.
Now spam this quiz to anyone and everyone even though no one gives a flying fuck!

Fuck them to Hell
13th Nov

I can't wait to get my hands on a driving license. Once I do, I'll never take a bus. Ever. If someone asks why, I'll say "To kill everyone slowly by polluting" and then drive through their front yard with my badass vehicle, leaking oil on their rose bushes.
How is it that I tend to get the shittiest bus rides home? Or well, maybe not the shittiest, at least there aren't homeless people. Too bad for you, America and every other nation with homeless people going around in a bus. Ha ha, you have homeless people!
Anyways, I might as well complain about the bus rides I had yesterday because I have nothing else to do. And I like to be hypocritical (Referring to my blog bitching earlier). At least I don't do this every week.
Oh, and don't read this if you don't give a shit (Translation: Don't read this, you don't give a shit.)

So, yesterday I was going around downtown after work and decided to go have an adventure. The kind where you kick ass, slay dragons with shotguns and chainsaws, become king of a nation and plummet said nation to chaos. But I had no car, so I couldn't do that. So I took a bus to go somewhere. The ride was nice, everyone was being gloomy and silent, thinking about their shit lives (also called honesty to one's self), while suddenly some gypsies came to the bus. I observed. There was five of them and they were noisy. Said gypsies were trying to get to the bus without paying. Once denied, they went apeshit, yelling at everyone from the front of the bus: "IS THIS CITY SO POOR THAT IT CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE US FREE BUS RIDES!?" What the fuck.
Alright, now I have to admit that I am somewhat racist when it comes to gypsies. I have seen only a few good people of said type. Most I've seen fit into this category: Dipshits. It would seem that they come to this country, don't work, and bitch and moan how they don't have money, even though they have sport cars because the social security fund gives some money to unemployed people (apparently enough for unemployed foreigners to drive around a tuned Chevy). I want this bullshit to change before I have to pay tax, because thinking that I would be paying for some dipshit's unemployment, bus rides and even crimes just pisses me off on a major scale. I can't even imagine how much I would be pissed off if I get mugged by one of these people and the day after is tax payment day. This is my honest opinion: If migrants would try to cross the border, they should have their background checked and see to it that they will work instead of leeching society. Also, if said migrant is arrested for committing a crime considered more than minor, punishment would be exile. I'm talking about all migrants here, not only gypsies. The immigration policy is too soft. I think someone has had and expressed this opinion before and was labeled racist. People are too stupid.
If you accidentally happen to read this and you're a Finnish immigrant from Romania and you know English (near impossible combination), don't take this personally. If you were able to read this far, I doubt you're the kind of person I'm talking about.
Anyways, as there was five of those assholes, the bus driver decided to let it go and let them in. Actually gave them free rides. Oh well, I thought I wouldn't mind if they really had no money. But I had the misfortune of sitting one seat row behind the group and seeing how they were exchanging 50€ bills around for who knows what reason. Those shits. I wanted to ask them politely to pay for their trip as they clearly had something to pay with, but they would have probably stabbed me repeatedly and only got minor charges like paying a sum of money, which social security would do for them in fear of being labeled racists if they don't. I don't see how that's fair.
The trip continued and I along around 10 other people were forced to listen to their loud, obnoxious conversations for about 10 minutes. Also, they would look at some of the travelers and laugh, even throwing in some silent (which is considered the normal volume of speech among regular folk) insults about how the people there look. When leaving, they even dared to tell an old woman to "make way." Kill these people. Either by fire or... actually, just burn them and make soap out of them. L'Oreal gypsy soap, because you're worth it.
Well, other than that, the trip went fairly well. There was many sighs of relief when those assholes were gone. I got off and wandered around, and got around an electronics store. I went there, found some games, and bought Modern Warfare 2. Not only because I wanted it, but also to see if they asked me my papers, because among the few friends I have, that place is known for asking papers for every single game. Apparently I look waaaaaay over 18.
Note to self: Go buy beer, and once the deal is done, complain to a manager, showing your papers. See the hilarity ensue and the clerk getting fired. Oh man, you kick ass.
After this errand, I walked to a bus station to get back downtown. Nothing special about that trip, except some screaming infant of someone. I hate kids. They'll cry and scream and whine and demand everything. After a few years, they'll be yelling, annoying old people and throwing ice blocks at past driving cars. New law: If you're a child, you are demanded to shut up in public, or your parents will be decapitated.
Well, I got downtown, bought some good coffee (I call it good coffee because it's good. Yeah.) and got to a bus stop, waiting for the bus that would be my ride home. Well, I got in the bus and went off. Very soon during the trip a bunch of foreigners came in the bus (I believe these were exchange students). How is it that other people aside the Swedes, Finns and Norwegians (and some other unmentioned folk) aren't able to shut the fuck up in public, or at least speak in a volume that does not bother others? Is it because you speak English over here? That we wouldn't understand it? Is that your reason to screech your words like a fucking banshee? Shut the fuck up already!
I got home and played Modern Warfare 2 for the rest of the day. Killing people in Rio De Janeiro is one hell of a way to release some steam.

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EDIT, 18th Nov:

Another example of morons

When I told about the best trip home ever I had, I mentioned a disease. A disease that has yet to be properly named, but is mostly called Stupid. I found over the internet yet another fine example of this. Decided to update here, because it relates to the racist label I mentioned earlier here. Now, before I start telling you about what I read, I'll let you know that I was serious when I said that the only cure to Stupid is decapitation. What I didn't say was that this cure should be served to the victims of Stupid in clinics for free and as soon as possible.
Okay, on to the story.
I read a short news article how there has been a big problem in some swimming pool with public masturbators. Also was told that most of those that were caugh are of, in fact, foreign blood. What ever, I thought, maybe it's just coincidence. And hell, it said "most" so the Finnish blood isn't so pure either. So, I read the article from start to finish, and noticed that there was plenty of comments below.
Now, this is where shit hits the fan. This is where the bullshit detectors of all sensible folk goes into a rampage.
At start there were a few comments that stated that people should be ashamed, wondering what the world has turned into etc, basic whining about how those damn kids are skateboarding on people's lawns these days. But then a few jackasses decided to say something absurd. I imagine these are exactly the kind of pussies who are afraid of being labeled racists. They went on about how those people should be left alone with their own business, and that people should be more understanding about their cultures (Actually referred to Eastern cultures. Nice work labeling Eastern culture, you fucking dolt.) These people also called everyone who had something against this opinion "racist." Maybe they should find out what the damn word means first. Fucking fascists.
I have a question. Have you come across a culture where public masturbation in swimming pools (Kiddie pools, by the way. forgot to mention that) is an acceptable routine or manner? I haven't, and I'm sure as hell that it shouldn't be that way.
"Be more respective towards people jacking off in a kiddie pools!"
Congratulations, you people have shown yourselves in public as morons! Please, retrieve your reward from the closest slaughterhouse. And remember to disguise yourself as a cow. Congratulations once more!
I think I don't need to say that there were also plenty of those morons going all "Every foreign faggot should be either shot or exiled!" Oh wait.

<<Avoid Stupid at all costs!>>
<<It's very dangerous and contagious!>>

Doing bullshit since forever

Hey, deviantArt. How about not sending those notices twice a day? And please, if you do, send only one of each at a time. Okay?
Long story short, I get too many fucking notices.

Also, made a friend list over there. I'm not really aware who is a friend and who is a foe, but I decided to add a few familiar faces. Mainly because I accidentally clicked on the "your friends" link and it insulted me by simply saying "You have no friends."

Thanks for the reminder, you douchesite.

PS. My new avatar is awesome.

Don't mess with them

I've been playing this game called Dwarf Fortress a lot lately. And I have no problem with saying that it's one of the very best games I've played, ever. Used to hate it because, well, it wouldn't work. But as I found (And by "found" I mean "was provided by a pal of mine." You know who you are) a modded download (graphics pack n' stuff), I instantly tried it and it was awesome. Even though I killed most of my dwarves instantly by accident. Woops.
If you like world simulator things, dwarves, hilarious deaths, and you like retro games and/or using your imagination, I suggest you give it a shot. Take notice that this game isn't "superfast incredible awesome shit flying everywhere action"-paced. You gotta take it slow and easy with this one. While knowing that your eventual defeat will be inevitable in this game. But in this game LOSING IS FUN. Better believe it!

Original: [link] (Works with mac as well. So I can play it in school too. Ha ha!)
Graphic pack modification: [link] (Also, with little tinkering, works on a mac)

Oh, almost forgot to mention.
Started a project related to this game alone as well, a small webcomic I'll try to be updating a few times a month. We'll see how long It'll take for me to lose patience or have no further ideas. The ideas I currently have will go past December, but I'm not that sure of my patience.
Check it out if you're intrested: [link]
I'm intending on putting the next strip up later today as long as I have the energy to finish it. I slept a bit over 3 hours last night and I'm off work at 3pm. I guess I'll sleep when I get home, play some borderlands and then finish the second strip.

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PS. Turns out I have hit 50 watchers. THANK YOU, people. Yeah, even you who just go around clicking +watch on every single account you see and won't even read this. But if you did read this, I'll say that I mean it when I said thanks.

Why would you even think that?

I was browsing through dA, because I tend to do that for fun sometimes. Usually in search for some good artwork.
While I know the general userbase of dA is mediocre or below when it comes to skill and/or creativity, it still makes me wonder how the fuck I've ran into at least five people today who treat their pages like a blog. And I've been browsing for an hour or so.

News flash: DeviantArt isn't a blog.
You're wasting some precious bandwith. Or well, precious when comparing it to you. Go back to MySpace, Blogger, MyJournal or Facebook. That's where this type of stuff belongs. Not necessarily a bad thing, really. Just, keep it out of places it doesn't belong in.
And most of the time these users use a good portion of this type of sites already. What the fuck, the attention isn't enough? You'll get my attention when you start jumping on piles of rusty nails, whore.
What are these type of people thinking anyway? Why won't they realize that by adding more website pages dedicated to theirselves, they aren't any more important than anyone else. This way they just show everyone else how much of a waste of space and attention whores they are.
I want to try this sometime: I'll pose as a succesful businessman, who owns a multimillion dollar company. Suddenly I'll start paying attention to one of these people. After a while, I'll see if this person wants to meet (I'll tell I'd buy a gift. Gullible idiots...). Then, I'll see how many minutes from meeting in person it takes for them to start sucking my sack.
Speaking of which, what's with the "emo whore" look? Every single one seems to be using more pigment on their face than an oil painting by Picasso. That, and always black, medium length hair, pulled over their right eye. If you don't want to have depth perception, why don't you just scoop your other eye out with a rusty spoon? At least it would look more intelligent than having your face covered with whiny-bitch-hair.

Now, lets move on to the "art" they post. Seemingly photos of yourselves taken through your bathroom mirror is art. Either that or you're too fucking stupid to use the timer feature found in EVERY DIGITAL CAMERA TODAY.
The other type of "art" they post is images of their pets, the local park or a local McDonalds/Burger King/Generic Store. That's deep. Especially if you modify the contrast with a little tweaking on photoshop. "Check out McDonalds, it's creepy, dark and edgy!" No, it's a fast food restaurant. For once, do something good and impale yourself on a fence. Oh, and if you figure out how to use that timer thing on your shitty camera, take a picture! I'm honest, that'd be the most artistic thing you'll do. And, it shows true dedication to art!

Oh and the comments... Help me God, the comments... Every single comment is a one-liner. Usually commented on photos and complex paintings, such as "This is pretty", "So cute", "I love the way you painted this" and "This is gorgeus". Yes, "gorgeus".
There are a few people stupid enough to show what they really seek when they comment on popular artwork: attention. Some Swedish whore actually commented like this on a Daily Deviation: "this is nice. check out my swedish gallery ;*"
Tell me one good reason why she wouldn't deserve to die.

I hate these people.
They'd propably be stupid enough to die in a fire.
Lets hope that happens.