It used to be 100, but the last one was more like an order to tag people, so I shoved the last question in the creators ass with a battering ram.
Anyways, as I'm a sucker for stupid bullshit when I'm bored (I'm at work), I decided to take this quiz thing a shot. It's nothing special. Said it would take some time, so I figured I might as well do it.


01. Real name → Look around.

02. Nickname(s)→ S-P, Asshole, Fatass, Douchebag.

03. Zodiac sign → Who cares? Just ask my fucking birthday.

04. Male or female → Always something to figure out by yourself. Come see me. Unless you're male, if so you can shove the information up your ass.

05. Elementary → Yes. Who cares?

06. Middle School → Yes. Seriously, what am I supposed to say here?

07. High School → No.

08. Hair color → Why is this important?

09. Long or short → I guess I'm average in length.

10. Loud or Quiet → Go figure it out yourself.

11. Sweats or Jeans → If you really want to know, jeans, unless I really feel like farting all day.

12. Phone or Camera → How are they related? Because phones have cameras now? Shove it.

13. Health freak → I don't care.

14. Drink or Smoke? → Drink from time to time. Expect a change in that when I am in legal drinking age. I'll get shit-faced.

15. Do you have a crush on someone? → Depends.

16. Eat or Drink → Yeah, I do eat and drink. I have a question. Do you breathe? Dipshit.

17. Piercings → No.

18. Tattoos → Not yet.


HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been in an airplane → Yes.

20. Been in a relationship → Not your business, but if you've seen me, you know the answer is a "No." forever.

21. Been in a car accident → Yes.

22. Been in a fist fight → Yes. This quiz is stupid.

FIRSTS:

23. First piercing → Are you fucking kidding me? The creator couldn't come up with anything else on this? "Oh uhhhhhh 100 question quiz uhhhhh question 23 uhhhhhhhh... OH I'll disregard any negative responses on the former piercing question because... you know, who doesn't have piercings? Old people thats who lol!"

24. First best friend → Everyone is my enemy. Go fuck yourself.

25. First award → What.

26. First crush → My hand.

28. First big vacation → Stupid.

29. Last person you talked to → I don't care.

30. Last person you IMed → Who cares?

31. Last person you watched a movie with → I don't.

32. Last food you ate → Bacon and eggs.

33. Last movie you watched → I think "the Dark Knight" but I'm not sure.

34. Last song you listened to → "Kicking Your Ass" by My Foot.

35. Last thing you bought → A kebab roll, about a week ago.

36. Last person you hugged → Can't remember. Guess goes to my mom. Or yours, I'm not sure


FAVES:

37. Food → You're still reading this?

38. Drinks → Seriously?

39. Clothing → Get a life.

40. Books → Tuntematon Sotilas by Väinö Linna. Don't know it? Too bad.

41. Musics → "Musics"? I believe the person who wrote this quiz embraces stupidity like it was water from Shangri La.

42. Flower → Stupid.

43. Colors → Who cares?

44. Movies → Get out.

45. Positions → Hah. Funny. Next.

46. Subjects → In general? Not giving a shit sounds good.


IN 2009 I....

47. [What?] kissed in the snow

48. [No one does this here.] celebrated Halloween

49. ["I had your..."] had your heart broken

50. [Same deal. Stupid.] went over the minutes on your cell phone

51. ["I someone questioned..."] someone questioned your sexual orientation

52. [Who wrote this?] came out of the closet

53. [Seriously.] gotten pregnant

54. [I want to know.] had an abortion

55. [So I can tell how stupid he/she is.] done something you've regretted

56. [Tell me.] broke a promise

57. [Who did this shit?] hid a secret

58. [These are all obvious questions!] pretended to be happy

59. [ ] met someone who changed your life

60. [ ] pretended to be sick

61. [What is "the country?"] left the country

62. [Someone kill me.] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it

63. [Why am I doing this?] cried over the silliest thing

64. [This is the stupidest thing I've seen.] ran a mile

65. [No, dipshit.] went to the beach with your best friend(s)

66. ["Lets once more disregard any negative answers on the relationship question!"] stayed single a whole year


CURRENTLY:

67. Eating → I wish your face.

68. Drinking → Vodka could make the day go a little faster.

69. I'm about to do → "Currently I'm about to do?" Hang yourself.

70. Listening to → The radio.

71. Plans for today → Lobotomize myself so I can forget about this quiz.

72. Waiting for → The quiz to end. This is stupid.


YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids? → I hate kids.

74. Want to get married? → None of your business. But it depends.

75. Careers in mind → Some. Get lost.

76. Lips or eyes → Whoever wrote this ranks up to the top of my list of morons.

78. Romantic or spontaneous → What?

79. Nice stomach or nice arms → Who cares!?

80. Sensitive or loud → I'm the most sensitive person in the world. Fuck off.

81. Hook-up or relationship → Either will do.

82. Trouble-maker or hesitant → That's a nice one. Let me think... NEITHER, YOU STUPID CUNT.


HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts → What does this have to do with anything?

84. Ran away from home → This quiz is a monument to morons all over the world.

86. Killed somebody → I wish I could kill all the morons. Or at least launch them to the sun or something.

87. Broken someone's heart → I don't know, and I don't care. Do you?

88. Been arrested → Not yet.

89. Cried when someone died → My dad died lol


DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself → Shove it.

91. Miracles → No. Only weird coincidences.

92. Love at first sight → No.

93. Heaven → HAHA, stupid!

94. Santa Claus → He's the man.

95. Sex on the first date → Sure.

96. Kiss on the first date → Preferably the former.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Anyone else than whoever made this quiz.

98. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → No. Tough shit.

99. Do you believe in God → Nice last question, moron.


This is a terrible waste of time. Instead of taking this bullshit quiz, I could have done something less painful and more entertaining. Like work, scooping shit from the street, or slamming some doors on my balls.
Fuck every quiz in the world. Worthless shit no one cares about. As such, I'll throw in a 50 question quiz written by me. Throw it around, maybe someone thinks it matters. Let me know if anyone does.


50 Questions no one cares about- quiz!
(Answer truthfully or shit will rain on your neck from the sky and Satan rapes you at night)


01. Real name and age?
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02. Country, State/Province, City, Street, House number?
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03. Social Security number, Credit Card number, Bank account pin code?
-

04. Male, female or other?
-

05. Sexual orientation, sex life down to detail?
-


Are you...

[] an asshole?
[] a dipshit?
[] a dumbass?
[] a faggot?
[] a fatass?
[] a goth?
[] an emo?
[] a Twilight fan?
[] a bitch?
[] an artist?

Are you going to get...

[] a tattoo or piercing?
[] married?
[] raped?
[] a life?
[] the fuck out of here?


Do you have...

[] a boyfriend?
[] a girlfriend?
[] multiple boy-/girlfriends?
[] herpes?
[] cancer?


Do you care about...

[] animals?
[] humans?
[] looks and fashion?
[] the environment?
[] shit?
[] starving children?
[] equality?
[] religion?
[] world peace?
[] getting rid of all nuclear weapons?


What is/are your favourite...

36. food(s)?
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37. color(s)?
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38. movie(s)?
-

39. music?
-

40. electronic item(s)?
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Have you ever...

[] cheated in a relationship?
[] cheated in board games?
[] broken any bones, excluding your own?
[] dated someone just for their looks/money/belongings or for revenge?
[] thought about how awesome this quiz' creator is?
[] done anything that matters?
[] criticized someone for their actions, even though you are as much of an asshat?
[] stolen from a beggar?
[] answered a quiz?

If you answered any single question, you are worthless.
Now spam this quiz to anyone and everyone even though no one gives a flying fuck!